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Inspired by the wise words of [livejournal.com profile] rahirahbut there's no reason to make Riley a wife-beater, Giles a drunk, Willow an evil mastermind, Xander a moron, Spike a malicious idiot, Angel a Neanderthal, Buffy a stone bitch who glories in her bitchness, or whatever”, here is the seventh installment of the lunatic soap opera ‘Sunnydale Passions’, in which all those things are true. 3,400 words. Rating ‘R’.

Previously in Sunnydale Passions: Episode One / Episode Two / Episode Three / Episode Four / Episode Five/ Episode Six

Sunnydale Passions 7 )
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Inspired by the wise words of [livejournal.com profile] rahirahbut there's no reason to make Riley a wife-beater, Giles a drunk, Willow an evil mastermind, Xander a moron, Spike a malicious idiot, Angel a Neanderthal, Buffy a stone bitch who glories in her bitchness, or whatever.”, here is the sixth installment of the lunatic soap opera ‘Sunnydale Passions’, in which all those things are true. 3,175 words, rating PG-13 or maybe just edging into R.

Previously in Sunnydale Passions: Episode One / Episode Two / Episode Three / Episode Four / Episode Five

Sunnydale Passions 6 )
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Bonne Anniversaire, [livejournal.com profile] syderia; Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] tolrag!



It’s here! It’s coming through the trees!

Inscribe [livejournal.com profile] rahirah’s words on tablets of stone, for lo, she didst say but there's no reason to make Riley a wife-beater, Giles a drunk, Willow an evil mastermind, Xander a moron, Spike a malicious idiot, Angel a Neanderthal, Buffy a stone bitch who glories in her bitchness, or whatever., and thus was born ‘Sunnydale Passions’.

This is the fifth episode, featuring special guest star Cave!Angelus. Rating – well, your guess is as good as mine, but there’s no graphic sex (lots of innuendo!) or serious swearing, and so it’s probably PG-13 or whatever they’re calling it these days. 3,000 words.

Previously in Sunnydale Passions: Episode One / Episode Two / Episode Three / Episode Four

Sunnydale Passions 5 )

ETA: I was just reading [livejournal.com profile] sharelle's LJ, and she mentioned that she'd been nominated in two categories at the Raison d'Étre Awards. I went to the Nominees list to see what opposition her superb story faces, and - to my astonishment - saw that "Savage Beauty" is nominated there in the Best AU/Fantasy category. I haven't had any notification and had no idea that I'd been nominated.

ETA 2: As of 14th September the Raison d'Etre Awards have been closed down.
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Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] rahirah’s famous words but there's no reason to make Riley a wife-beater, Giles a drunk, Willow an evil mastermind, Xander a moron, Spike a malicious idiot, Angel a Neanderthal, Buffy a stone bitch who glories in her bitchness, or whatever., this is the fourth installment of the lunatic soap opera “Sunnydale Passions” in which all those things are true, and a few other characters get somewhat bashed as well. 3,550 words.

Previously in Sunnydale Passions: Episode One / Episode Two / Episode Three


Sunnydale Passions 4 )
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Well, certain people seem to think I post too infrequently*, and so I’ve stayed up all night finishing this off. I started it during a brief slack period at work last night, knocked off a thousand words, thought I could finish it quickly, but it turned out to be bigger than I had thought. 4,800 words, the longest chapter of this story yet. Rating; well, PG-13, but there’s a lot of innuendo.

You probably all know the preamble by now, but I’ll repeat it anyway.

Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] rahirah’s famous words but there's no reason to make Riley a wife-beater, Giles a drunk, Willow an evil mastermind, Xander a moron, Spike a malicious idiot, Angel a Neanderthal, Buffy a stone bitch who glories in her bitchness, or whatever., this is the third installment of the lunatic soap opera “Sunnydale Passions” in which all those things are true.

The first part was HERE

And the second part HERE


Sunnydale Passions 3 )

* just kidding, I don’t mind at all, in fact I’m flattered.
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Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] rahirah’s famous words but there's no reason to make Riley a wife-beater, Giles a drunk, Willow an evil mastermind, Xander a moron, Spike a malicious idiot, Angel a Neanderthal, Buffy a stone bitch who glories in her bitchness, or whatever., this is the second installment of the lunatic soap opera “Sunnydale Passions” in which all those things are true. It was supposed to be a one-off, but I couldn't stop. 2,100 words, rating – PG-13-ish; probably. The first part was HERE


Sunnydale Passions 2 )

Off to work in twenty minutes.
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[livejournal.com profile] rahirah made a post last night in which she, among other things, commented on her dislike of character-bashing in fics; when one character is made to act like a complete jerk in order to make another seem saintly in comparison. She said:

but there's no reason to make Riley a wife-beater, Giles a drunk, Willow an evil mastermind, Xander a moron, Spike a malicious idiot, Angel a Neanderthal, Buffy a stone bitch who glories in her bitchness, or whatever.

to which I replied

I'm deeply tempted to write a story in which all of the above apply. I'm not sure who I would sanctify by contrast; unless I make the hero the tragic. misunderstood, benevolent Adam.

and she responded

Do it! I triple-dog-dare ya!

So I did. 2,350 words. Rating – PG-13-ish, probably. If I hadn’t done this I still wouldn’t have been able to do a ‘Savage Beauty’ chapter as that requires actual research and plot and stuff, whereas this – well, see for yourselves.

Sunnydale Passions Episode One: The Fandom Menace )

Continued in Episode Two: Attack of the Crones

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