Absent-mindedly she stretched out a tentacle, snatched up Principal Snyder, popped him into her mouth and chewed. “Okay, Wilkins, let’s get it on.”
I'm seriously disturbed that this was the only line I found disturbing!
An impressively hard and erect cock; rather like an alabaster obelisk, only without the commemorative stele recording victories over the Assyrians and the tribes of the Upper Nile.
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Date: 2005-02-14 11:42 pm (UTC)Absent-mindedly she stretched out a tentacle, snatched up Principal Snyder, popped him into her mouth and chewed. “Okay, Wilkins, let’s get it on.”
I'm seriously disturbed that this was the only line I found disturbing!
An impressively hard and erect cock; rather like an alabaster obelisk, only without the commemorative stele recording victories over the Assyrians and the tribes of the Upper Nile.
That gets my vote for funniest line, hands down.