ext_15169: Self-portrait (Gay Eskimo (by behindblue_eyes))
ext_15169 ([identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] speaker_to_customers 2005-01-01 07:49 pm (UTC)

"The wonderful thing about Spikey
Is Spikeys are wonderful things
His coat is made out of leather
He flashes his fangs when he springs
He's bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Spikey
Is he's the only one."

"Here, Red, are you calling me poncy?"

"No, Spike, I said 'pouncy'. 'Cause, hey, you're all big with the pouncing on people. You're all creature of the night, mysterious, you know?"

"Think you're taking the piss, Red, but I'll let it go for now. Just cos I've got this sodding chip in my head, y'know, otherwise I'd be ripping your throat out. Or maybe shagging you."

"I'm not the kind of girl vampires 'shag'. You're all, 'oh, you're like a sister to me', and - oh! What are you - oh! Spike! You shouldn't be - oh! Yes! Yes! YES!"

"Now, Red, that's what Spikes like best."

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