Drabble: They're taking the hobbits to... Iowa?

Season 8 is getting so utterly ridiculous that it’s hard to outdo it. This is the worst I’ve been able to come up with. An idiotic drabble set during the Season 6 episode ‘As You Were’. 100 words, Riley/Sam.
( They’re taking the hobbits to… Iowa? )

Drabble: They're taking the hobbits to... Iowa?

Season 8 is getting so utterly ridiculous that it’s hard to outdo it. This is the worst I’ve been able to come up with. An idiotic drabble set during the Season 6 episode ‘As You Were’. 100 words, Riley/Sam.

( They’re taking the hobbits to… Iowa? )