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speaker_to_customers ([personal profile] speaker_to_customers) wrote2008-04-04 12:18 pm

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

The good: yesterday I discovered Fever Beats by Thea Gilmore. Only six years after it was released but better late than never.

The bad: I read (courtesy of a good Friend, no way would I pay for it) Buffy Season 8 issue 13. As usual it filled me with an intense hatred of Buffy. This does make it rather difficult for me to get on with writing Buffy-centric stories. It didn’t even contain any useful plot hooks for Giant!Dawn crackfic. Really the whole thing was crackfic, or even badfic, and it’s very hard to parody utter drivel.

The ugly: In order to cure my Buffy-hatred I went to Just Rewards and read some classic Spuffy fics. Unfortunately I’d had a reading spree recently in which I’d re-read all of Enigmatic Blue’s, Barb’s, Tales of Spike’s and a few other favourite authors' stories; I had to fall back on some fics by writers who are rather less skillful. I kept being jerked out of the mood by sloppy word usage. ‘Loose’ for ‘lose’, ‘loathe’ for ‘loath’ and vice versa, and one I had never seen before and which totally cracked me up; ‘in loo of’ for ‘in lieu of’. One perennial error inspired me to write the following drabble set at the end of ‘Not Fade Away’...


The Last Hurrah of the Golden... Handshake?


The e-mail was flagged as ‘urgent’ and came from the Senior Partners. Grazz’durtak, demon administrator, opened it immediately and read the message.

‘Renegade Los Angeles CEO Angel is in the alley behind the Hyperion Hotel. Send a demon hoard.’

Grazz’durtak frowned. Strange. Still, his not to reason why...

- - - - -


The rain poured down on the bedraggled band as they stared at the hoard.

“Okay,” said Gunn, “you take the thirty thousand on the left.”

“I had hoped to do more violence,” said Illyria, scooping up gold coins and gems, “but this tribute is... acceptable.”

- - - - -


“‘Hoard’? It was supposed to say ‘horde’!”

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[personal profile] syderia 2008-04-04 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers*
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
That has to set some sort of record for quickest response ever!

Thank you.
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[personal profile] gillo 2008-04-04 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. I hate that one with a passion. Along with "breath" for "breathe".

And yes, Illyria would find it acceptable.

[identity profile] ffutures.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nice one!

The one that always cracks me up is "Los Angelus"

[identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[identity profile] petzipellepingo.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Bwah! And, IMO, just one more reason why people (aka young people) can't always depend on Spell Check. Pick up a dictionary folks!
Edited 2008-04-04 11:49 (UTC)

[identity profile] paratti.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Snerk:)

[identity profile] calturner.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! :D

[identity profile] frenchani.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL

BTW I didn't know the word "hoard" and had to look it up.

and one I had never seen before and which totally cracked me up; ‘in loo of’ for ‘in lieu of’

Now that is hilarious!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/ 2008-04-04 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO
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[personal profile] ringthebells 2008-04-04 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!
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[personal profile] deird1 2008-04-04 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Very clever!

[identity profile] tessarin.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Very amusing.

[identity profile] manoah.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent.

I'm sure I've missed many an interesting plot line or idea by virtue of the fact that I just couldn't handle the poor spelling/grammar. Spell check is only your friend if you actually know how to spell. Just sayin'.
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

'Cannon' for 'canon' is another one; but at least that one gave me the material for at least a dozen puns in 'Dojo Hard'.
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

I see some horrible spelling mistakes at work when I'm signing off International Money Transfers. I can forgive people for misspelling 'Kyrgyzstan' etc., but many of our staff can't spell 'Australia' or 'Belgium'. I've even seen 'Spain' and 'New York' spelled incorrectly!

The record has to go, however, to the person who typed the full name of NatWest as 'National Wesminserer'. Or perhaps to the people who can't spell the bank they work for and put us down as 'Lyods TSB'.
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

Some people can't spell well enough to use a dictionary; and people who don't know that they're using the wrong homophone won't think to look it up anyway.
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

The author who used 'in loo of' is well known for refusing to accept any criticism of her word usage and throwing a hissy fit if anyone dares to correct her.
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

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