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speaker_to_customers ([personal profile] speaker_to_customers) wrote2009-01-12 02:14 am
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Drabble: Sexual Healing

Here is a silly little drabble inspired by a reference in a post (Friends-locked) by [livejournal.com profile] hurry_sundown. 100 words, of course, rating PG, BtVS...

Sexual Healing


“Okay,” Buffy said, “so what’s this curse Anya’s put on us?”

“It’s kinda weird,” Willow answered, “and, well, embarrassing.”

“Just bloody tell us, Red,” Spike ordered.

“Uh, right,” Willow said. “It’s gonna make both of you weaker and weaker until you die. Spike might make it, ‘cause hey, already dead, but not Buffy.”

“But there’s a cure, right?” Buffy asked.

“Yep,” Willow assured her. “You have to, uh, have sex. Satisfying sex. The only cure is simultaneous orgasm.”

“Bloody typical,” Spike said. “Right, Slayer, always wanted to say this.” His voice deepened. “Come with me if you want to live.”


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