Arthur Conan Doyle: a Drabble

[speaker_to_customers]

An extremely stupid drabble on the "3 men walked into a bar" theme. AtS Season 1.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Three men walked into a bar; an American, a Cimmerian, and an Irishman.

“I used to be the richest man in the State,” one mumbled. “But my family took all my money just because I kept a happy buzz on all the time and wanted to marry a poor girl.”

“I trod the jewelled thrones of the world beneath my sandaled feet,” the massively muscled second man boomed mournfully. “I crushed my enemies and heard the lamentations of their women. But then my beloved Valeria died.”

“Huh!” said the Irishman. “Think you’ve got worries? I have to work with Angel.”

Comments

[elisi]

Oh, how wonderful. Thank you! :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it - Lizzie.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

Tee hee.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Glad it made you chuckle.

[sharelle.livejournal.com]

Bwaahaahaa!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Glad to have raised a laugh - even an evil one!

[makd.livejournal.com]

Giggling.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Glad to have raised a giggle.

[pfeifferpack.livejournal.com]

And Doyle wins by a mile! Very clever boy you are.

Kathleen

[myfeetshowit.livejournal.com]

So What IS Best In Life? Reading your drabbles!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I presume you're commenting on my drabble really - pfeifferpack does do the odd drabble but it's not her speciality - so I'll say Thank You.

To crush your enemies, to see them fly before you, and to hear the drabble-ations of their women?

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[kantayra.livejournal.com]

Heeee! Alas, poor Doyle. :P

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

And he didn't even mention the headaches!

Glad you found it amusing.

[rahirah]

You, sir, are an evil genius.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Evil, anyway.

i figured it out

[legendarytobes.livejournal.com]

Hehe.

One of those too young too really remember Arthur or Conan, though I have seen both.

Poor Doyle. He wins.

Re: i figured it out

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

He does indeed.

[quinara]

Hah!


(I know that this comment's insanely meaningless, but since you're depressed in your most recent post I thought I'd add to the accolades, just incase it helped marginally.)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Not that I'm exactly depressed; more in an ethical dilemma and simultaneously baffled.

[quinara]

In my world of female hormones that equals depressed. But still, it's there to try and cheer you up.