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Drabble: A Serious Omission

Here is a silly little drabble inspired by the current Curry’s/PC World advert. BtVS/Star Wars, 100 words, rating G.


A Serious Omission



Admiral Motti fidgeted as Darth Vader’s cold gaze swept across the Admiral’s display of Sideshow Collectibles 12” figures.

“It’s a perfectly acceptable hobby,” the Admiral said defensively. “They’re not dolls. They’re Buffy the Vampire Slayer figures. Very… bloodthirsty.”

Vader examined the figures one by one. Buffy, Willow, Angel, Spike, Xander, Anya, Tara, Giles, Oz, and another figure of Spike in vampire face. Vader turned, raised a menacing hand, and clenched his fist.

The Admiral reeled, clutching at his throat, and gasped out “How… have I… offended you, Lord Vader?”

Vader’s sonorous voice replied. “I find your lack of Faith disturbing.”

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[identity profile] sueworld2003.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*hoots* That was superb!! :D
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Buffy and Spike figures)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] cat63.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
gigglesnort!

Bravo!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
ext_11988: made by lmbossy (Default)

[identity profile] kazzy-cee.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)

Well that just made me LOL!!! cheered up Friday no end - thank you!! :)

ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] ffutures.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] spikereader.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL - love it.
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] wildecate.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Laughed. And laughed. And laughed until i cried.
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
jedibuttercup: Faith Lehane (lm - faith)

[personal profile] jedibuttercup 2011-11-18 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] sharelle.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*gigglesnort* That was perfect!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] audela.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Groan! That's a smiler.
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] owenthurman.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. I didn't see that coming at all. Bravo.
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
aadler: (Dex)

[personal profile] aadler 2011-11-19 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That was really awful. (Which, for puns, is a compliment.) And perfectly suited to the drabble format.
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[identity profile] menomegirl.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! That was excellent, sweetie.
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
ext_7259: (AngelFaith)

[identity profile] moscow-watcher.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely priceless!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] greenstone-j.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO! Very well done!
ext_15169: Self-portrait (Faith)

[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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