Drabble: It's A Big Cock

[speaker_to_customers]

And here is number six in my series of AtS/Moby Dick crossover drabbles. The previous ones are HERE. I’m still pondering an overall series title so that I can post them at ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ but so far I’m coming up blank.

100 words, PG-13.

It’s A Big Cock

“My leg got crushed under the whale,” Lindsey explained. “They had to amputate.”

Angel frowned. “And they couldn’t give you a better prosthetic than that wooden peg leg?”

“Oh, I wanted this,” Lindsey grinned. “Wood has certain advantages.”

“Don’t tell me you think you can stake me with it,” Angel scoffed.

“Well, yeah,” Lindsey grinned. He reached into his car, pulled out a five foot long leathery cylinder, and raised it aloft in both hands. “After I whale on you with this.”

Angel’s eyebrows climbed. “What the hell is that?”

Lindsey’s grin grew wider. “It’s my secret weapon. Moby’s dick.”

Comments

[ladycat713.livejournal.com]

*thump* Falls over dead.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

::obtains Urn of Osiris and raises you::

[rahirah]

I think you just broke my brain!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Sorry!

[aamah.livejournal.com]

All right...

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed by the research that I had to do for this drabble.

[adriana-is.livejournal.com]

oh.my,god. I'm certainly glad that you're feeling better!!

LOL

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

Poor Moby.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Alas, poor Moby, I knew him, Horatio (Hornblower).

I would have thought that you'd approve; Sperm Whales eat giant squid, remember.

[averageshmoe.livejournal.com]

Well, it would seem that Angel is dust. But I won't worry too much.

If anybody could cock this up, it would be Lindsey.

pgavigan

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

He might balls it up. Then it would be a cock and balls story.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

OK - Lindsey is now officially a Dick-head.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

True.

[quinara]

*snort*

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thar she blows!

[gillo]

Ouch.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Sorry!

[treiza.livejournal.com]

Heh! That's terrible! (You know, in the good way) This is a great series! :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[makd.livejournal.com]

*Thwumfp*

Diez.... is dead - but with smile on her face from laughing!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

Good Lord. *polishes glasses in Gilesean fashion* This is pretty punny, even for you.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[lilred26x.livejournal.com]

Well now that would be quite the weapon! :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Walrus penises used to be used as weapons by the Inuit.

[cbtreks.livejournal.com]

Somehow it seems to me that Oz should work into this (as Willow was dressed up like an Eskimo when he first noticed her).

[diachrony.livejournal.com]

Ewwwww!

Hee.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[jerusha]

Oh, dear. That's...well, only your brain could come up with it. LOL!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[frimfram.livejournal.com]

Well, you can disregard my comment to your later fic - I see you're a consummate slasher.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of this one being Slash, as Moby Dick is dead at the time that Lindsey is playing with his tool.

[frimfram.livejournal.com]

It depends how he's proposing to use it on Angel.

[cbtreks.livejournal.com]

Ow.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Heh!

[basilio-the-cat.livejournal.com]

"What the hell is that?" "It's my secret weapon. Moby's dick."

ROFLMAO!!! *gasp* *gasp* *giggle* *snort* *cackle*

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!