Animal crackers?

[speaker_to_customers]

Just another one of my lunatic drabbles; blame theohara for indirectly inspiring me.

Monkey Business

“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door. Anya was chanting, attempting to summon D’Hoffryn. The defenders were weakening and the demons gaining the upper hand.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise and horror. “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” she exclaimed, eyes flashing blue. “Ook!”

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[calove.livejournal.com]

Hee! Poor Will!

Is this going to be a series? My mate uses the expression "Well, bugger me sideways with a rolled up umbrella."

Maybe not.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I did one with Willow saying "Fuck me up and down and sideways" but it didn't trim down to 100 words all that well. Yes, it is a series; here's a sneak preview of another.


“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Anya was chanting to summon D’Hoffryn. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door, but the demons were forcing them back. D’Hoffryn’s demon minions clustered around, staring over Willow’s shoulder, fascinated.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise. “Oh, I suck big time,” she moaned, eyes flashing blue.

Big Time stepped forward, loosening his robes.

[calove.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahahaha!!! OHHHH!!!! I like that one!!!

I can't stop giggling. The builders will think I've flipped.

Again.

You're a baaaddd man :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.

Actually looking at that sentence perhaps I should reconsider my word choice. Builders are arriving at my house shortly. No coming of any kind will be involved.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

speakr2customrs
I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.


Wasn't that a porn film?

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

The Builders Always Come Twice

starring Brick Layer.