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Just another one of my lunatic drabbles; blame theohara for indirectly inspiring me.

Monkey Business

“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door. Anya was chanting, attempting to summon D’Hoffryn. The defenders were weakening and the demons gaining the upper hand.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise and horror. “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” she exclaimed, eyes flashing blue. “Ook!”

Comments

[theohara.livejournal.com]

HAR! Your drabbles are love.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Have another M&M. Although they're not really your initials on those candy shells, they were named after Slim Shady.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Depends which monkey's uncle she means, of course. The first Ape (don't use the M word) that comes to mind when I hear the word "Ook!" can seriously kick ass.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I've been kicking an idea around for a very long time of having Giles turn into the Librarian. This is as close as I've come so far, but it will happen one day.

Probably featuring Spike using the "M" word and then being picked up by the heels and his head rammed into the floor.

[calove.livejournal.com]

Hee! Poor Will!

Is this going to be a series? My mate uses the expression "Well, bugger me sideways with a rolled up umbrella."

Maybe not.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I did one with Willow saying "Fuck me up and down and sideways" but it didn't trim down to 100 words all that well. Yes, it is a series; here's a sneak preview of another.


“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Anya was chanting to summon D’Hoffryn. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door, but the demons were forcing them back. D’Hoffryn’s demon minions clustered around, staring over Willow’s shoulder, fascinated.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise. “Oh, I suck big time,” she moaned, eyes flashing blue.

Big Time stepped forward, loosening his robes.

[calove.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahahaha!!! OHHHH!!!! I like that one!!!

I can't stop giggling. The builders will think I've flipped.

Again.

You're a baaaddd man :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.

Actually looking at that sentence perhaps I should reconsider my word choice. Builders are arriving at my house shortly. No coming of any kind will be involved.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

speakr2customrs
I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.


Wasn't that a porn film?

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

The Builders Always Come Twice

starring Brick Layer.

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

Willow is Dubya's uncle? Didn't know George I had a brother.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

A different monkey. Willow is now the uncle of Monkey, aka Great Sage Equal to Heaven, the Buddhist deity.

Or not.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

That was *snerk* perfect to cut the sweetness of yesterday. I liked the one with "Big One," too. *g*

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[fangfaceandrea.livejournal.com]

I don't get it! ::Pouts::

Blame it on my innocence (which makes an aperance once or twice a year) or my lack of understanding when it comes to some cultural references. but i dont Get it!
::pouts some more, then sulks::

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Cultural reference.

English really, so Willow probably wouldn't say it, but she could have picked the expression up from Giles.

"I'll be a monkey's uncle!" is an English expression indicating extreme surprise. She's still under the "my will be done" spell from "Something Blue" - so suddenly she's an adult male monkey.

huh...

[fangfaceandrea.livejournal.com]

hee, is always good to pick up new expressions.
see now that i get it i can say how funny the drabble was, and how much your lunnatic drabbles rock!

:-D

Thanks.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

::groan::

(but not in a porn way.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

You ain't seen nuthin' yet.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

Should I be worried?