Animal crackers?

[speaker_to_customers]

Just another one of my lunatic drabbles; blame theohara for indirectly inspiring me.

Monkey Business

“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door. Anya was chanting, attempting to summon D’Hoffryn. The defenders were weakening and the demons gaining the upper hand.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise and horror. “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” she exclaimed, eyes flashing blue. “Ook!”

Comments

[theohara.livejournal.com]

HAR! Your drabbles are love.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Depends which monkey's uncle she means, of course. The first Ape (don't use the M word) that comes to mind when I hear the word "Ook!" can seriously kick ass.

[calove.livejournal.com]

Hee! Poor Will!

Is this going to be a series? My mate uses the expression "Well, bugger me sideways with a rolled up umbrella."

Maybe not.

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

Willow is Dubya's uncle? Didn't know George I had a brother.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

That was *snerk* perfect to cut the sweetness of yesterday. I liked the one with "Big One," too. *g*

[fangfaceandrea.livejournal.com]

I don't get it! ::Pouts::

Blame it on my innocence (which makes an aperance once or twice a year) or my lack of understanding when it comes to some cultural references. but i dont Get it!
::pouts some more, then sulks::

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

::groan::

(but not in a porn way.