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speaker_to_customers ([personal profile] speaker_to_customers) wrote2004-11-26 01:39 pm
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Animal crackers?

Just another one of my lunatic drabbles; blame [livejournal.com profile] theohara for indirectly inspiring me.



Monkey Business



“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door. Anya was chanting, attempting to summon D’Hoffryn. The defenders were weakening and the demons gaining the upper hand.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise and horror. “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” she exclaimed, eyes flashing blue. “Ook!”

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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2004-11-26 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.

Actually looking at that sentence perhaps I should reconsider my word choice. Builders are arriving at my house shortly. No coming of any kind will be involved.

[identity profile] bogwitch.livejournal.com 2004-11-26 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
speakr2customrs
I've got the builders coming next week or the week after, you could get your revenge.


Wasn't that a porn film?
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[identity profile] speakr2customrs.livejournal.com 2004-11-26 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The Builders Always Come Twice

starring Brick Layer.