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[speaker_to_customers]

Just another one of my lunatic drabbles; blame theohara for indirectly inspiring me.

Monkey Business

“Pain? What pain?” Willow asked.

“Observe!” D’Hoffryn commanded, and with a wave of his hand he opened a dimensional viewing portal.

Willow gazed through it, and saw her friends in a crypt battling against a horde of demons. Buffy was being choked by one demon. Spike and Xander were trying to barricade the door. Anya was chanting, attempting to summon D’Hoffryn. The defenders were weakening and the demons gaining the upper hand.

Willow’s mouth opened wide with surprise and horror. “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” she exclaimed, eyes flashing blue. “Ook!”

Comments

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Depends which monkey's uncle she means, of course. The first Ape (don't use the M word) that comes to mind when I hear the word "Ook!" can seriously kick ass.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I've been kicking an idea around for a very long time of having Giles turn into the Librarian. This is as close as I've come so far, but it will happen one day.

Probably featuring Spike using the "M" word and then being picked up by the heels and his head rammed into the floor.