Words in the Heroes' Tongue

That's an obvious troll. I'm guessing he or she doesn't even bother to read before posting that stuff, and is probably off trying to make someone else miserable, like a cut-rate version of that guy who created a fake bondage ad on Craig's List and then posted all the responses he got, complete with pictures and real names.

And your drabble made me snicker! Besides the joke, you got a lot of refs into 100 words.