Jun. 9th, 2008

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In the Junk Mail Manager Summary from my ISP today there are the usual messages from a wide variety of banks that my internet banking will be disabled if I don’t click on a link and give all my passwords to the Ukrainian Mafiya, claims that I could earn a living typing at home if I could slow my typing down to 30 w.p.m., and offers to eliminate my non-existent debt. There is also one that caused me to raise my eyebrows.

‘Update your Penis’.

I know it’s a 1953 model but as far as I know the design hasn’t changed since then. It seems to have a perfectly adequate amount of RAM. What changes would the update make? Most importantly, perhaps, is it hardware or software?
speaker_to_customers: (Default)
In the Junk Mail Manager Summary from my ISP today there are the usual messages from a wide variety of banks that my internet banking will be disabled if I don’t click on a link and give all my passwords to the Ukrainian Mafiya, claims that I could earn a living typing at home if I could slow my typing down to 30 w.p.m., and offers to eliminate my non-existent debt. There is also one that caused me to raise my eyebrows.

‘Update your Penis’.

I know it’s a 1953 model but as far as I know the design hasn’t changed since then. It seems to have a perfectly adequate amount of RAM. What changes would the update make? Most importantly, perhaps, is it hardware or software?

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