Drabble: What's in a Name?
Nov. 21st, 2006 05:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
speaker_to_customersThe last two chapters of ‘Dojo Hard’ have attracted less feedback than did a couple of stupid drabbles, which is odd; presumably something to do with the mysterious American ritual of Thanksgiving taking away much of the prospective audience. Anyway, here’s another mind-blowingly stupid drabble. BtVS S1 crossed with Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. 100 words, PG.
What’s in a Name?
Darth Vader strode through the cemetery. A vampire pounced on him from behind a gravestone. The light-sabre swung and the vampire was dust. The crypt’s secret door was plainly visible to one wise in the ways of the Force. Vader entered.
“Who the hell are you?” Darla demanded. Vader ignored her.
“Answer me, you helmeted son of a bitch,” Darla snarled. She tried to seize him and was decapitated in an instant. Vader strode on through the tunnels unopposed.
The Master’s giant bodyguard challenged him. “Who are you?”
Vader retracted the light-sabre blade. “Luke,” he declared, “I am your father.”
