Drabble: Oops!

[speaker_to_customers]

Here’s another of AtS/Moby Dick crossover drabbles. A little out of correct sequence, it takes place during an alternative version of ‘Epiphany’ and so should precede ‘Ditzharmony’. This should be number seven, and 'Ditzharmony' should be number eight. I’ll correct the order in Memories later, I think.

I have a provisional series title now; ‘Nantucket Slayride’.

Previous parts are HERE.

100 words, PG-13. I think.


Oops!

“You can’t tell me that wasn’t perfect,” Darla complained. “I used to do this professionally. And that was perfect.”

“The sex was great, Darla,” Angel told her. “I just don’t think that anything could make me perfectly happy right now, I’m feeling so down. Anyway, if I lost my soul, Queequeg would harpoon me.”

“I don’t think so,” Darla said. “He’s otherwise occupied right now. Listen.”

Angel obeyed and could just make out a distinctive voice nearby.

“Oh, Queequeg,” Drusilla moaned. “Bravest harpooner in all the land. Burning baby whales swimming round your head. Harpoon me baby one more time.”

Comments

[diachrony.livejournal.com]

Oh my ...

*Falls down laughing*

This is hilarious.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear. Naughty Queeg-Queeg.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Yep. But then he is a sailor.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

Titter.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Titter ye not...

[gillo]

::Splutter::

::Falls over::

Naughty Speaker.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[quinara]

Ah, Dru. And he's her type, as well!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

They have a lot in common, yes.

[jerusha]

*snerk*

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[frimfram.livejournal.com]

Sign me up for the Queequeg fanclub.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Heh!

[lilred26x.livejournal.com]

Oh my!!! :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Heh!

[cbtreks.livejournal.com]

Now the question is, does Drusilla have Queequeg under thrall or is he harpooning her willingly?

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

He is a sailor, remember. Thrall probably isn't required.

[basilio-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Would harpooning Angel mean doing physical violence or like he harpooned Dru? ;P

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Oh, physical violence, definitely.