Drabble: Over the Rainbow, Innit?
Feb. 11th, 2008 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
speaker_to_customersIt’s a long time since I’ve done any silly drabbles, not since X-mas, but your respite is over. This one is as stupid and pointless as anything I’ve ever done, and it’s perhaps my first RPF drabble (I have changed the name, but pretty transparently). Crossover of AtS with the Grammy Awards. 100 words, PG.
The singer gestured toward the TV. “She took the awards rightfully mine,” he told the demon within the summoning pentagram. “Get rid of her. Banish her to some hell dimension.”
The demon grinned. “I know just the place.”
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Amy Whinehouse looked around with eyes wide with amazement. “Where am I?” she gasped. “This ain’t London.”
“Indeed not,” said the fat and hideous hulk who stood nearby. “This is Pylea.” She screwed up her ugly face and peered at the singer. “Are you Amy Whinehouse, cow?”
“Yeah,” Amy confirmed.
The monster turned away. “Numfar!" she bellowed, "Do the dance of rehab!”
Over the Rainbow, Innit?
The singer gestured toward the TV. “She took the awards rightfully mine,” he told the demon within the summoning pentagram. “Get rid of her. Banish her to some hell dimension.”
The demon grinned. “I know just the place.”
Amy Whinehouse looked around with eyes wide with amazement. “Where am I?” she gasped. “This ain’t London.”
“Indeed not,” said the fat and hideous hulk who stood nearby. “This is Pylea.” She screwed up her ugly face and peered at the singer. “Are you Amy Whinehouse, cow?”
“Yeah,” Amy confirmed.
The monster turned away. “Numfar!" she bellowed, "Do the dance of rehab!”
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Date: 2008-02-11 10:05 pm (UTC)Oh yes. She so deserves that. But it would be over-harsh to poor Numfar.
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Date: 2008-02-12 01:55 am (UTC)OMG -- it's been way too long since I've been here -- your banner is terrific!
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Date: 2008-02-12 04:36 am (UTC)And I loath Kanye West and his ego tripping, so I choose to believe he's the one summoning that demon.
And I'm amused that Herbie Hancock beat them both for album of the year!
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Date: 2008-02-12 11:40 am (UTC)I may well have had that implication in mind but I couldn't possibly comment.
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Date: 2008-02-12 10:36 am (UTC)(Oh, and good riddance to her)
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