Two Lord of the Rings Crossover Drabbles

Today I received an e-mail from someone who wants feedback on a synopsis, sample scenes, and character outline for a Buffyverse fic that he doesn’t intend to write; he has the insane idea that he can pay someone to write it for him. I see from the header that he has sent the same e-mail to 441 other people, and he’s been pestering a certain well-known author on my F-list for a year, so you may have received it yourself. I took a look at it and have composed the following reply, although I haven't sent it yet:
( behind a cut to spare the innocent )

Do you think I’m being too harsh? I’m inclined to think I’m not being harsh enough...

This month there is a challenge running at ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ looking for crossovers with fandoms that have not already been featured on the site; bonus points for non-obscure ones, mainstream fandoms that no-one has thought of crossing over yet. I’m interested but I haven’t come up with anything so far; at least not Buffyverse crosses. I’ve had a couple of ideas for crosses with ‘The Lord of the Rings’, however, although I’ve decided not to proceed with the one in which Detective Chief Inspector Taggart tells the Council of Elrond “There’s been a Mordor!”

Here are two LotR crossover drabbles, both taking place at the Council of Elrond, but not otherwise connected. Surprise crossovers, PG, 100 words each.
( Hobbit Season! )

( And he always gets to Mordor before you )

Two Lord of the Rings Crossover Drabbles

Today I received an e-mail from someone who wants feedback on a synopsis, sample scenes, and character outline for a Buffyverse fic that he doesn’t intend to write; he has the insane idea that he can pay someone to write it for him. I see from the header that he has sent the same e-mail to 441 other people, and he’s been pestering a certain well-known author on my F-list for a year, so you may have received it yourself. I took a look at it and have composed the following reply, although I haven't sent it yet:
( behind a cut to spare the innocent )

Do you think I’m being too harsh? I’m inclined to think I’m not being harsh enough...

This month there is a challenge running at ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ looking for crossovers with fandoms that have not already been featured on the site; bonus points for non-obscure ones, mainstream fandoms that no-one has thought of crossing over yet. I’m interested but I haven’t come up with anything so far; at least not Buffyverse crosses. I’ve had a couple of ideas for crosses with ‘The Lord of the Rings’, however, although I’ve decided not to proceed with the one in which Detective Chief Inspector Taggart tells the Council of Elrond “There’s been a Mordor!”

Here are two LotR crossover drabbles, both taking place at the Council of Elrond, but not otherwise connected. Surprise crossovers, PG, 100 words each.
( Hobbit Season! )

( And he always gets to Mordor before you )