I, for one, welcome your new Kzinti overlord

If I ruled the world as an absolute dictator one of the first things I'd do - even before making use of a mobile phone while driving a death penalty offence, even before sending Scott Allie and Georges Jeanty into exile on one of the moons of Saturn, even before making it illegal for US TV shows to make episodes where the characters visit a weird version of England that bears no relationship to the real country - would be to have all fanfics where Spike uses the exclamation "Cor!" removed from the Web and the authors severely chastised and forced to rewrite them.

Except 'Sunnydale Passions', of course, where I'm taking the piss (and any other parody fics in the same vein, and fics in which Spike is himself taking the piss when he says it).