Tentacles squirm again
Jan. 26th, 2005 04:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
As well as pressing on with "The Cloak of Mist", I've been playing with ideas for
bogwitch's Spike/Tentactle ficathon. This one isn't suitable, as it isn't Spike/Tentacle, but I'm going to post it anyway. 100 words, of course, rating R. An AU scene from the NirvanaVerse.
“I grow bored of this shell,” Illyria proclaimed, dropping the game controller. Her armour melted away, her skin became entirely blue, her limbs lengthened and twined sinuously towards Xander.
His eye widened in horror as the tentacles grasped him, shredded his clothes, and dragged him towards a gaping maw. One slippery tentacle slid into his anus, probing and teasing until his cock was brought to erection, then he was pulled into a slimy embrace; cock sinking into an unimaginable sexual orifice, screaming, fucking.
Later he told Spike about it. “And the amazing thing,” Xander said, “still more romantic than Faith.”
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“I grow bored of this shell,” Illyria proclaimed, dropping the game controller. Her armour melted away, her skin became entirely blue, her limbs lengthened and twined sinuously towards Xander.
His eye widened in horror as the tentacles grasped him, shredded his clothes, and dragged him towards a gaping maw. One slippery tentacle slid into his anus, probing and teasing until his cock was brought to erection, then he was pulled into a slimy embrace; cock sinking into an unimaginable sexual orifice, screaming, fucking.
Later he told Spike about it. “And the amazing thing,” Xander said, “still more romantic than Faith.”
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Date: 2005-01-26 04:33 am (UTC)And great punch line.
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Date: 2005-01-26 01:01 pm (UTC)Yes, I have read Chapter Six, I thought I'd added a comment but perhaps I didn't.
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Date: 2005-01-26 11:39 am (UTC)I like this a lot. :-)
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Date: 2005-01-26 12:57 pm (UTC)Love it! Xander gets all the luck, doesn't he? *g*
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Date: 2005-01-26 01:03 pm (UTC)Yes, Xander's still a Demon Magnet.
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Date: 2005-01-26 05:14 pm (UTC)I noticed you have the specifications for
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Date: 2005-01-26 05:46 pm (UTC)...I'm finding it harder and harder to keep straight all the WIPs that I'm reading, whether I'm reading them online or printing them out, all the rec's I've seen and bookmarked between my work and home computers for future reference, and all the fics I find in the LJ Memories of the writers who are new discoveries for me. So much fic, so little time.
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Date: 2005-01-26 07:00 pm (UTC)LMHO...that line kills me. :)
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Date: 2005-01-26 07:54 pm (UTC)I don't really enjoy tormenting Xander. I won't really do it to the poor guy.
Oh, who am I kidding? I would do it all over again, only I'd do this ...
Xander goes on a canoeing expedition and is waylaid by banjo-playing psychopathic mutant hillbillies. "Squeal like a pig, boy!" "And the amazing thing, still more romantic than Faith."
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Date: 2005-01-26 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-26 10:10 pm (UTC)The line is indeed from the show; it's from The Harsh Light of Day, when Anya makes her staggeringly blunt proposition to Xander.
ANYA: I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
XANDER: And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith.
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Date: 2005-01-26 10:38 pm (UTC)Now you see, Xander and tentacles I can cope with. That's funny. But Spike... no... that's just... yewww...
I'm clearly a prude.
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Date: 2005-01-26 11:09 pm (UTC)I take it you're not going to be participating in
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Date: 2005-01-27 08:49 am (UTC)Great last line!
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Date: 2005-01-27 11:38 am (UTC)Thank you!