Tentacles squirm again

[speaker_to_customers]

As well as pressing on with "The Cloak of Mist", I've been playing with ideas for bogwitch's Spike/Tentactle ficathon. This one isn't suitable, as it isn't Spike/Tentacle, but I'm going to post it anyway. 100 words, of course, rating R. An AU scene from the NirvanaVerse.

The Deeper Well

“I grow bored of this shell,” Illyria proclaimed, dropping the game controller. Her armour melted away, her skin became entirely blue, her limbs lengthened and twined sinuously towards Xander.

His eye widened in horror as the tentacles grasped him, shredded his clothes, and dragged him towards a gaping maw. One slippery tentacle slid into his anus, probing and teasing until his cock was brought to erection, then he was pulled into a slimy embrace; cock sinking into an unimaginable sexual orifice, screaming, fucking.

Later he told Spike about it. “And the amazing thing,” Xander said, “still more romantic than Faith.”

Comments

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

Kinky!

And great punch line.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I've used that punch line before, and I'm sure I'll use it again. One of my favourite lines from the show.

[kantayra.livejournal.com]

BWAH! *cracks up* That's just genius! *snort*

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[makd.livejournal.com]

from scared to funny in two sentences: excellent.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[waywardchilde.livejournal.com]

A lot less scary then the Riley one and about billion times more funny. The still more romantic then Faith line was great. I just wanted to tell you that Chapter six of the Next mission is up. I don't know if you read it, I can't tell if there's no review, and I remember that you were on of the first people on here to read it. So I thought I’d mention it.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Yes, I have read Chapter Six, I thought I'd added a comment but perhaps I didn't.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

Heh. The Deeper Well! Love it.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's just not right! That line is from Galaxy Quest, in which my woobie Tony Shalhoub finally gets to make it with the alien chick, and she morphs into her true shape, tentacles and all. It's uttered in mingled disgust and fascination by an onlooking red shirt.

I like this a lot. :-)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[sanda56.livejournal.com]

“still more romantic than Faith.”

Love it! Xander gets all the luck, doesn't he? *g*

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Yes, Xander's still a Demon Magnet.

[hieispike.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I <3 Xander/Illyria. :P

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[deborahc.livejournal.com]

I love your quirky, kinky sense of humor.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I noticed you have the specifications for theohara's "vamp-in-a-box" challenge in your Memories - are you reading the response to it, the awesome "His Tender Mercies" by the wonderful enigmaticblues?

[deborahc.livejournal.com]

I sure am, in hard copy, no less. I got muddled about which chapters I'd already printed (confusing it with another fic) and when I got home last night found I had 8 - 12 but was still missing 4 - 7. So I'm a bit behind. I sent an Email from home to myself at work as a reminder to print the missing chapters so I can catch up. But I'm enjoying what I've read so far very much.

...I'm finding it harder and harder to keep straight all the WIPs that I'm reading, whether I'm reading them online or printing them out, all the rec's I've seen and bookmarked between my work and home computers for future reference, and all the fics I find in the LJ Memories of the writers who are new discoveries for me. So much fic, so little time.

[jerusha]

Later he told Spike about it. “And the amazing thing,” Xander said, “still more romantic than Faith.”

LMHO...that line kills me. :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

It is a great line; I'm sure I'll use it again. Plot bunnies for re-use include Xander falling into a river infested with Piranha fish, and so on.

I don't really enjoy tormenting Xander. I won't really do it to the poor guy.

Oh, who am I kidding? I would do it all over again, only I'd do this ...

Xander goes on a canoeing expedition and is waylaid by banjo-playing psychopathic mutant hillbillies. "Squeal like a pig, boy!" "And the amazing thing, still more romantic than Faith."

[wickedplum21.livejournal.com]

Too funny for words! Love your humor. Is the Faith line from your head, or was it really in the show? I missed the episode when she and Xander hooked up.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

The line is indeed from the show; it's from The Harsh Light of Day, when Anya makes her staggeringly blunt proposition to Xander.

ANYA: I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.

XANDER: And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith.

[calove.livejournal.com]

Tee hee! Perfect lead up to the last line!

Now you see, Xander and tentacles I can cope with. That's funny. But Spike... no... that's just... yewww...

I'm clearly a prude.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Not a prude; you just care about Spike and don't care about Xander.

I take it you're not going to be participating in bogwitch's ficathon, then?

[debxena.livejournal.com]

I was drinking milk. The resulting mess ... well, let's say I needed a towel.

Great last line!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should have a warning on my page. "Caution; do not read if drinking milk, coke, or coffee, or if operating heavy machinery. May contain nuts."

Thank you!