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This is yet another in my series of Where did Olaf the Troll go? ficlets started in answer to a challenge at ‘Twisting The Hellmouth’. This time the crossover is with a classic work of erotic fiction; ‘Fanny Hill, or, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure’, written in a debtors’ prison by John Cleland and published in 1749 (this was, of course, long before his two titles in the British Touring Car Racing Championship). I have tried to replicate the style as closely as possible.

Exactly 3,500 words. NC-17 for erotica.

Fanny Troll, or, Memoirs of a Woman of Merry Sport )
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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ralob


This is NOT a birthday fic. It is yet another in my series of Where did Olaf the Troll go? ficlets started in answer to a challenge at ‘Twisting The Hellmouth’. This time the crossover is with a classic work of erotic fiction; ‘Fanny Hill, or, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure’, written in a debtors’ prison by John Cleland and published in 1749 (this was, of course, long before his two titles in the British Touring Car Racing Championship). I have tried to replicate the style as closely as possible.

Exactly 3,500 words. NC-17 for erotica.

Fanny Troll, or, Memoirs of a Woman of Merry Sport )

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Here is a return to my series of Where did Olaf the Troll go? ficlets in answer to a challenge at ‘Twisting The Hellmouth’. A sequel to A Fistful of Trolls. 500 words.

For A Few Olafs More )
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Here is a return to my series of Where did Olaf the Troll go? ficlets in answer to a challenge at ‘Twisting The Hellmouth’. A sequel to A Fistful of Trolls. 500 words.

For A Few Olafs More )

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Another ‘Where did Olaf the Troll Go?’ ficlet. 555 words. Crossover with ‘Fawlty Towers’, the John Cleese sitcom that ran for only 12 episodes in 1975 and 1979 but is still fondly remembered in the UK. Unlikely to be funny if you don’t know the original.

The Torquay Viking )
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Another ‘Where did Olaf the Troll Go?’ ficlet. 555 words. Crossover with ‘Fawlty Towers’, the John Cleese sitcom that ran for only 12 episodes in 1975 and 1979 but is still fondly remembered in the UK. Unlikely to be funny if you don’t know the original.

The Torquay Viking )
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Yet another of the ‘Where did Olaf the Troll go?’ ficlets. 750 words this time, rated R for violence. The crossover fandom should be fairly obvious…

A Fistful of Trolls )
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Yet another of the ‘Where did Olaf the Troll go?’ ficlets. 750 words this time, rated R for violence. The crossover fandom should be fairly obvious…

A Fistful of Trolls )
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Another 'where did Olaf go?' ficlet. Just a 50 word half drabble and I'm not even going to bother putting it behind a cut.

Down the Mouse Troll


The Brain turned to his companion. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

Olaf’s brows lowered. “I think so, puny Brain, but where are we going to get lands and dwellings to pillage, crops to burn, fragrant ale, plump babies, and attractive females for merry sport at this time of night?”
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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ayinhara and to [livejournal.com profile] kimbyann and to [livejournal.com profile] scarlettgirl



Here is yet another 'Where did Olaf the Troll go?' story. This one was originally posted on Greatest Journal only but I'm putting it up here too so that I can put them all together in Memories. 250 words. Crossover with the original 1968 version, starring Charlton Heston, of one of the classic science fiction movies.

Planet of the Trolls )
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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ayinhara and to [livejournal.com profile] kimbyann and to [livejournal.com profile] scarlettgirl



Here is yet another 'Where did Olaf the Troll go?' story. This one was originally posted on Greatest Journal only but I'm putting it up here too so that I can put them all together in Memories. 250 words. Crossover with the original 1968 version, starring Charlton Heston, of one of the classic science fiction movies.

Planet of the Trolls )
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Yet another ficlet in the ‘Where did Olaf the Troll go?’ series. More obscure than the previous installments, and probably less overtly funny. The crossover is with a 1994 movie starring Gary Oldman, just as the last one was, but this time it’s a historical biography; ‘Immortal Beloved’, about the life of a certain famous composer. I thought of the title first and couldn’t resist writing a story to fit. Sorry. 900 words; the sequence called for 800, but it didn’t work out. I’ll try for 800 later to fill the gap.

Troll Over Beethoven )
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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] sunnyd_lite, [livejournal.com profile] amybnnyc, and [livejournal.com profile] akadougal


Here is a story that could be interpreted as a birthday ficlet for Amy B - but it's pure coincidence, I wrote it first and saw that it was her birthday later. It's yet another insane story in reply to the 'Where did Olaf the Troll go?' challenge at 'Twisting the Hellmouth'. 700 words exactly, rating R for naughty words. Crossover with a certain 1994 Luc Besson film.

Heart and Troll of New York City )
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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] sunnyd_lite, [livejournal.com profile] amybnnyc, and [livejournal.com profile] akadougal


Here is a story that could be interpreted as a birthday ficlet for Amy B - but it's pure coincidence, I wrote it first and saw that it was her birthday later. It's yet another insane story in reply to the 'Where did Olaf the Troll go?' challenge at 'Twisting the Hellmouth'. 700 words exactly, rating R for naughty words. Crossover with a certain 1994 Luc Besson film.

Heart and Troll of New York City )
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Here is another insane story answering the ‘Where did Olaf the Troll go?’ challenge at ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’. Exactly 600 words.
The South Troll )
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Here is another insane story answering the ‘Where did Olaf the Troll go?’ challenge at ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’. Exactly 600 words.
The South Troll )
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I was hoping to post a new ‘Dojo Hard’ chapter today as a birthday tribute to [livejournal.com profile] spikeshunny but I don’t think that I’m going to make it. I have to go into work this afternoon to do a training course, even though I’m technically on holiday, and I couldn’t stay awake long enough last night. This morning I went to ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ to read the reviews for the latest ‘Tabula Avatar’ chapter and I’m afraid I was distracted by a challenge there. I ended up writing something else instead, and I’m afraid it would be no use as a birthday ficlet. The challenge is called ‘Where did Olaf the Troll go?’ and deals with what would happen if Willow’s spell in ‘Triangle’ had missed the Land of the Trolls and sent Olaf into another fandom. I’ve already posted one such drabble at TtH and two on my Greatest Journal, but this is the first time that I’ve posted one here. A 500 word ficlet examining one possibility...

Island of Lost Trolls )
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Happy birthday to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] spikeshunny, creator of my ‘Dojo Hard’ banner and icon


and happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] flame81


I was hoping to post a new ‘Dojo Hard’ chapter today as a birthday tribute to [livejournal.com profile] spikeshunny but I don’t think that I’m going to make it. I have to go into work this afternoon to do a training course, even though I’m technically on holiday, and I couldn’t stay awake long enough last night. This morning I went to ‘Twisting the Hellmouth’ to read the reviews for the latest ‘Tabula Avatar’ chapter and I’m afraid I was distracted by a challenge there. I ended up writing something else instead, and I’m afraid it would be no use as a birthday ficlet. The challenge is called ‘Where did Olaf the Troll go?’ and deals with what would happen if Willow’s spell in ‘Triangle’ had missed the Land of the Trolls and sent Olaf into another fandom. I’ve already posted one such drabble at TtH and two on my Greatest Journal, but this is the first time that I’ve posted one here. A 500 word ficlet examining one possibility...

Island of Lost Trolls )

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