Drabble: Thanks for all the fish
May. 27th, 2006 06:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
speaker_to_customersMy Angel/Moby Dick crossover drabble the other day turned out not to be a one-off after all. Here’s a second. 100 words, PG.
Thanks for all the fish
Angel and Queequeg returned to Angel’s apartment after dusting Russell. They heard a scream from the office above, raced up the stairs, and found Cordelia Chase holding a duster.
“A cockroach!” she shrieked.
Queequeg harpooned it.
“Way to go, Queequeg,” Cordelia beamed. She admired his tattoos. “Cool! Kinda tribal, huh?”
“Done by a shaman who said they contained the ultimate question. I’ve never been able to read them,” Queequeg replied.
Cordelia peered closely at the tattoos. “Hey, I can read this,” she announced. “No worse than Harmony’s handwriting. It says ‘What do you get if you multiply six by nine?’”
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Date: 2006-05-27 09:36 pm (UTC)You had to go and give him an idea, didn't you?
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Date: 2006-05-27 06:38 pm (UTC)Harpooning cockroaches? I think that would be a bit hard on floors; Cordelia should bill Queequeg for damages.
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Date: 2006-05-27 06:47 pm (UTC)Queequeg does everything with his harpoon. Including shave.
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Date: 2006-05-27 06:51 pm (UTC)Now there's a mental image that's going to trail me all day.
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Date: 2006-05-27 07:01 pm (UTC)Hee!
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Date: 2006-05-28 10:46 am (UTC)I bet every single dot over an "i" or "j" is shaped like a little heart.
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Date: 2006-05-27 11:30 pm (UTC)Also, when can we expect Dolphins, mice or maybe someone just holding a towel to make an appearance?
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Date: 2006-05-27 07:29 pm (UTC)It would be appropriate that Harmony was involved in composing the Question. That would account for the maths.
Oh yes. And: ::groan::
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Date: 2006-05-28 08:48 am (UTC)(Unless that stupid sofa is blocking my stairway again.)
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