How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I wrote an extremely funny drabble and was just about to post it when it struck me: nobody who isn't an expert on the political situation in Anglo-Saxon England circa 994 AD could possibly get the punchline.

So I won't bother.

Instead here is a newt.

How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I wrote an extremely funny drabble and was just about to post it when it struck me: nobody who isn't an expert on the political situation in Anglo-Saxon England circa 994 AD could possibly get the punchline.

So I won't bother.

Instead here is a newt.

Six impossible things before breakfast

Okay, due to popular demand (well, two misguided people) I'm going to post the drabble after all.

But - remember that it's Rabbit Hole Day? I lied about it being funny.

( Puppet Love )

Entropy

Another mindblowingly stupid drabble, that probably won't mean anything to anyone who doesn't remember the Sixties.
( See Me, Hear Me )

Entropy

Another mindblowingly stupid drabble, that probably won't mean anything to anyone who doesn't remember the Sixties.
( See Me, Hear Me )

Really Rabbit Hole Day makes little difference to me

My posts are already weird enough, I can't really go much further. Here's another totally stupid 100-word drabble.

( The Naked and Undead )

Really Rabbit Hole Day makes little difference to me

My posts are already weird enough, I can't really go much further. Here's another totally stupid 100-word drabble.

( The Naked and Undead )