Lets talk about sex baby - take 2

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This is all Buffy the Vampire Slayer stuff - thought I'd better point this out as I now have Friends whose Friends aren't part of the BtVS community.  I've just come across buffyverse1000, a challenge community trying to get ficlets about every possible relationship/shagging pairing in the Buffy universe.  I'm not going to enter it, I only write when something catches my imagination and I don't want to commit myself to anything that might not be fun. However it inspired me to run through all the pairings I have written and pairings I have on the drawing board for future use.

Buffy/Spike, Xander/Anya, Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara, Giles/Olivia, Riley/Harmony, Xander/Harmony, Giles/Anya, Giles/Harmony, Drogyn/Illyria, Spike/Harmony, Angel/Nina, Spike/Ho-Biscuit, Spike/BuffyBot, Buffy/Harmony/Anya, Buffy/Immortal, Dawn/half the male population of Italy, Janice/half the male population of Italy, Andrew/Immortal, Harmony/Hamilton, Sandy/OC, Tara/Sineya (dream sequence), Spike/Sineya (dream sequence).

I'm not counting the events of Xander's bachelor party in "It's Got to be Perfect" among these pairings, although I'm sure Spike, Xander, Richard, and Giles had a good time.

Already in story outlines:
Spike/Willow/Tara, Harmony/Olaf, Jonathan/Amy, Wesley/Harmony, Riley/Sandy, Angel/Darla, Angel/Cordelia, Gunn/Fred, Spike&Gunn&Angel/Buffy&Harmony&Illyria&Nina, Oz/Julie, Buffy/Xander, Willow/Xander, Willow/Rack, Willow/Warren, Warren/Katrina, Warren/April, Warren/BuffyBot, Tara/BuffyBot, Joyce/Giles, Joyce/Brian, Joyce/Dracula, Spike/Janice, Xander/Amy, Richard/Ho-Biscuit, Spike/Sineya (for real).

One or two of these might not make it into the final drafts; most will.

Of the ones I've already done the one which I've most enjoyed writing is Harmony/Riley. I've done it twice, in two completely different ways. Once as a love story, sweet and tender and sexy and (alas) tragically doomed. Once as a spiteful jealous straight sexual relationship without even a great deal of liking between the two, never mind love. Both were great fun to write.

It was fun to write Xander/Harmony (in the Roxyverse story "Fight for the Right to Party") too. What can I say? I like Harmony. I'd rather shag Tara or Joyce myself, but I like writing Harmony. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for drinking otter blood.

Reminder; if you missed my last LJ entry, my latest insane story "I am the walrus" is now up.

Read. Enjoy (hopefully). Send feedback. Inspire me to write more stories